Ancient Skulls Reconstructed, All Found To Be Deeply Unimpressed

In a groundbreaking display of international collaboration, scholars from India and the UK have painstakingly rendered the visages of 2,500-year-old individuals from the ancient Keeladi civilization. Using advanced forensic facial reconstruction techniques, the academic consortium unveiled what they clearly hoped would be a window into antiquity. Instead, they seem to have merely confirmed that existential ennui is, in fact, timeless.

Sources close to the clay models suggest the expressions range from mild disdain to outright apathy. One reconstruction, dubbed 'Aparichit' (The Unfamiliar One), reportedly sports a look that strongly implies a deep, ancestral regret at being disturbed, let alone 'reimagined' for a modern world obsessed with its own past. It’s almost as if these long-departed souls found the very concept of being resurrected for a grant-funded project) utterly tedious.