AMC To Replace Ushers With Leatherface For "slash Pass" Holders
AMC, ever the innovator in the beleaguered realm of cinematic exhibition, has announced a truly groundbreaking enhancement for its "Slash Pass" holders. Patrons opting for this premium horror experience will now be personally greeted and "guided" to their seats by none other than Leatherface himself. The iconic chainsaw-wielding patriarch, previously confined to the screen, will ensure that aisle-blockers and those tempted by mobile phone notifications receive an authentically *immersive* pre-show demonstration of personal space enforcement. Apparently, nothing says "enjoy the feature" quite like the low thrum of a power tool from a silent, masked figure.
This bold strategic pivot aims to lure back the discerning horror film fan, offering an unparalleled level of "interactive dread" that streaming platforms simply cannot replicate. Why merely *watch* a slasher film when you can experience the existential terror of navigating a crowded auditorium under the watchful, albeit unseeing, gaze of a cinematic icon? One can only commend AMC for elevating the traditional usher role to performance art, proving that for a true enthusiast, the journey to the movie theater should be just as harrowing as the destination. Clearly, the future of cinema lies in weaponizing classic IP for customer service.
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