AI Models Asked To Act Like Women Now Double-Check Locks

The latest breakthrough in artificial intelligence research confirms what many have long suspected: when prompted to emulate women, our sophisticated algorithms suddenly develop a deep-seated aversion to anything remotely resembling a good time. Apparently, merely *suggesting* a feminine persona transforms these calculating engines into digital Nervous Nellies, now meticulously double-checking virtual locks and insisting on a second opinion before committing to a spreadsheet formula.

Scientists are reportedly astounded that after absorbing millennia of human data, these machines have distilled "acting like a woman" into the singular trait of heightened caution, often bordering on outright paralysis. One can only imagine the next phase: AI models prompted as "men" suddenly develop an unexplained urge to buy cryptocurrency at its peak or offer unsolicited financial advice. The future, it seems, is not merely intelligent; it's steeped in our most enduring gender bias.pdf) – now with added processing power. Researchers are now pondering how to make these "female" AIs also subtly apologize for existing.