AI-Powered Cyber Defenses Instantly Delete Budgets, Not Threats
Cyber defense: Now 40% dedicated to AI-powered budget disposal.
The latest corporate fiscal reports reveal a fascinating pivot in modern cybersecurity strategies. Rather than merely *defending* against digital incursions, enterprises are now perfecting the art of budget self-immolation, with software spending consuming a generous 40% of their protective coffers. This burgeoning investment, earmarked largely for "real-time AI defenses," suggests a future where digital threats are not so much neutralized as they are financially outmaneuvered by exhausting all available funds before an attack can even load its malicious payload.
CISOs, once tasked with the mundane protection of data, are now visionary financial architects, expertly channeling vast sums into sophisticated algorithms whose primary function appears to be accelerating budget line-item depletion. The "real-time" aspect, industry insiders whisper, refers not to threat detection speed, but to how instantaneously funds vanish upon system activation. One can only assume this is a radical new approach: if there's no money left to steal, is it truly a breach?
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