4 Games Kotaku Staff Must Revisit Or Face Mandatory Team Building

The recent internal communication, subtly disguised as a "weekend guide," is in fact a thinly veiled ultimatum. Staff at Kotaku are now expected to "revisit" a specific quartet of designated digital experiences, lest they face the dire prospect of mandatory team building exercises. One might assume that those employed within the realm of video game journalism possess an intrinsic desire to engage with popular titles. Apparently, such assumptions are naive in the current climate of the video game industry.

Sources close to the virtual water cooler suggest that flagging engagement metrics or perhaps an overreliance on cynical despair in daily output necessitated this corporate intervention. The implication is clear: if you cannot feign enthusiasm for galactic sagas, procedurally generated universes, or long-awaited insectoid epics, perhaps your passion requires… re-education. Failure to comply, we understand, involves trust falls and icebreakers, a fate surely worse than any boss fight.